Im back .With baduy songs.

I haven't posted in a long time, I know. And I'm sorry. I hope I can make it up to you with this self-deprecating post.

Someone asked me recently if there were any baduy songs in the playlist on my Walkman phone. In the name of retaining my pride, I immediately shot back, "absolutely not". But a faint hint of hesitation betrayed my otherwise cool response, and I was caught. My friend insisted on having a look at my playlist herself. In the end, I had to accede to her challenge, but not before a challenge of my own:

Lemme see your playlist too.

So we swapped phones, and ended up laughing at each other's musical tastes. We're all baduy to some degree, I discovered. And you're not exempt.

Here's a list of the five most baduy songs on my playlist:

5 -- Barbie Girl (Aqua) -- Datu and I penned an overly obscene version of this song a loooong time ago. I'll post the edited lyrics here sometime soon, but be prepared. It's friggin dirty.

4 -- Boom Boom (Vengaboys) -- at first, I thought the lyrics said, "Boom boom boom boom, I want to be a broom..."

3 -- Dr Jones (Aqua) -- God. Help. Me. This is probably one of the most baduy songs ever, and that includes songs not even on my playlist.

2 -- Dragostea Din Tei (O-zone) -- This song by a Romanian "boy band" doesn't really sound "boy-ish". Sounds more gay band to me. Plus, it has one of the worst music videos ever.

and the top spot goes to...

1 -- Ride a White Horse (Laid Back) -- Baduy singer, baduy lyrics, baduy video. Nuff said.